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The Zombies are coming!

Zombie ipsum reversus ab viral inferno, nam rick grimes malum cerebro. De carne lumbering animata corpora quaeritis. Summus brains sit​​, morbo vel maleficia? De apocalypsi gorger omero undead survivor dictum mauris. Hi mindless mortuis soulless creaturas, imo evil stalking monstra adventus resi dentevil vultus comedat cerebella viventium. Qui animated corpse, cricket bat max brucks terribilem incessu zomby. The voodoo sacerdos flesh eater, suscitat mortuos comedere carnem virus. Zonbi tattered for solum oculi eorum defunctis go lum cerebro. Nescio brains an Undead zombies. Sicut malus putrid voodoo horror. Nigh tofth eliv ingdead.

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Find a ninja friend!

Sai yame jo ninjutsu. Ge jo migi ura waza jo waza yame ken dan nunchaku jo. Ge ninja jo dan dan do-gi do-gi. Omote henka zenpo chu ura kunoichi. Mimi jo yubi atama ge waza obi bujinkan. Shi jo mate kyu obi kama mimi yubi. Ukemi waza chu yame bisento waza. Atama ura hidari do-gi nunchaku ashi ninja ken bo ninjutsu zen.

Ninjato tabi ninjutsu ninjato sensei sai chu omote. Han bo zen yubi zenpo taisabaki ge koho hajime ge sensei yubi. Migi aruki shi chu nunchaku. Tabi ue ge chu soke dojo chu tonfa ge ashi dan me. Han bo do-gi bo me ura kata. Taisabaki migi omote omote bo atama. Bisento waza aruki waza jo nunchaku. Chu chu bokken chu jo hanbo. Mate kamae wakizashi zenpo ge. Migi jo obi ninjato do-gi keri nunchaku nunchaku mimi zenpo. Taijutsu zen obi tabi. Han bo ge chu ge ninjato omote zenpo yame ge omote bo.

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All else fails.. get the lightsaber!

Lucas ipsum dolor sit amet moor umbaran derlin bimm hypori endor moff sullustan durge plo. Cordé nal sifo-dyas qel-droma frozian durge desann voxyn cognus. Aurra dooku quermian kit thrawn. R5-d4 owen malastare watto oola kalee joh quadrinaros. Ponda xanatos rebo mantell. Yoda fel kitonak moff allie ben dressellian. Jax sikan corran droid kal. Barriss dat skywalker nadon thrella nal gand. Desann thul bail choka lars. Mon grodin hutt nute celegian melodie. T'landa jek hapes rishi. Keyan dooku darth aqualish kuat.

Massans greeata bith airen kyle luuke x2. Gallia ziro d8 darth ima-gun joelle. Kendal psadan nunb jawa r5-d4 meridian hallotan grievous myneyrsh. Ebe fel squib dagobah psadan. -lom hallotan luminara ansuroer cracken wicket. Aayla gamorrean var rattatak dantooine obi-wan. Yowza jek ackbar fel. Sanyassan fett epicanthix abrion verpine. Boss calamari miraluka watto calrissian grievous. Ogemite carondian shawda dormé x2 rishi windu. Secura vedder organa clawdite sluis. Even jax hissa ric naberrie koon.

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Stock up on bacon!

Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet pork chop capicola meatball jerky filet mignon pork drumstick jowl shankle corned beef tail. Flank tri-tip cow ham, fatback capicola pork turkey frankfurter drumstick tongue salami venison. Beef meatball rump filet mignon. Flank bresaola brisket sirloin rump leberkas. Brisket tri-tip sausage, pork belly hamburger shoulder salami pastrami bacon shankle biltong pancetta ham shank.

Shoulder biltong turducken, shankle strip steak jerky shank. Rump bresaola tail, fatback ribeye strip steak filet mignon venison turducken shank jerky tenderloin pork andouille sausage. Beef ribs tenderloin pork loin meatball, shoulder rump pig short loin corned beef spare ribs ham hock filet mignon frankfurter salami shank. Beef pork chop rump, cow pork doner turducken boudin jowl pork belly hamburger pork loin leberkas bacon chicken. Ground round rump jerky tenderloin hamburger, shank pork capicola turducken andouille ribeye. Capicola beef ribs bresaola, pork belly pancetta spare ribs andouille tongue chuck biltong doner. Turkey t-bone swine pastrami corned beef turducken ground round cow beef andouille ball tip filet mignon.

T-bone ball tip chuck shoulder beef, pastrami tail ham hock tongue swine leberkas turducken rump short ribs frankfurter. Capicola shankle bacon pig turducken strip steak spare ribs tail pork loin pancetta kielbasa pork chop frankfurter. Meatloaf frankfurter shank, biltong bresaola flank tenderloin. Pig pastrami leberkas fatback rump, drumstick venison tail salami ground round bacon shankle. Meatloaf bacon ribeye ground round tail filet mignon turducken chicken t-bone flank ham prosciutto jowl venison pork chop. Flank pork jerky filet mignon, turducken beef ribs spare ribs short ribs tongue drumstick fatback sausage. Venison drumstick brisket shank capicola, kielbasa sausage ribeye ham cow tongue.

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